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"Pirate's Life", The Vandals
Seven hits of L
and nobody could tell
So I spent every dime
just to get to Anaheim
I was in the Magic Kingdom
Now I'm in the Carribean
You get something really wicked
when you spend an E-ticket
High adventure on the sea,
but it's not the life for me
Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25
Where can I hide?
I don't want to buy a bride
I'm alone as I float
Hey, there were others in my boat
Up ahead, one of the men
he said he would be my friend
He'd guide me to the hole
If I deeded him my soul
To the hole I didn't make it
That doesn't mean he didn't take it
He laughed at my plight
He said you'll be one of us tonight
High adventure on the sea,
but it's not the life for me
Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25
He was right, I'm still here
as I have been, for over a year
With my last bit of hope,
a tin can and rope
I just want to break free
But I can't get away
No I can't get away
cause that damn dog's got the key
No one listens as I tell
of my ordeal in this cell
They stand right by
but they don't tell
Is this for real?
Is this for real!
The man I'm going to marry:
Food: cheetos
Movie: Dogma
Book: Brothers Karamazov
Band: Rise Against
Person: Tim from Rise Against (see picture)
"Truth is, I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it bollocks? Not compared to how people matter." - Brassed Off
"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex." -Deep Thoughts
"The only thing an actor owes his public is not to bore them." - Marlon Brando (R.I.P)
"With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There has to be, otherwise it's just not acting. It's lying." -Johnny Depp
"If you don't have it in the eyes, you don't have it" - Mr. Fox
"Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. Then, when you DO criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." - Marcus's shirt
"Getting the things you want is easy. Filling them with illegal substances and transporting them over the border is not." -ATHF
| Thursday, July 15, 2004 Big Brother says I'm:  shocked
the media feeds us: "Stupid", Sarah McLaughlin
I'm a little bit creeped out.
The other night I was thinking about stuff, and I came around to thinking about an old friend of mine in junior high,this guy named Al. And I thought, "I haven't seen that guy since grade school, I wonder what happened to him?". After that I didn't really think much about it. Then today, my brother comes home after a week at soccer camp and says he met Al there. And I was like, "I was just thinking about him a couple days ago...while you were at camp." And my brother says, "Whoa...maybe we have ESP or something." It was really just a coincidence, but a cool one.
Brad and Liz and I played on a swingset today. I have no idea why they don't make those for adults, because I personally think they're every bit as fun when you're 16 as they are when you're 6. Maybe that's just me, though. Still, you can't stop me from swinging.
Johnny Depp on Inside The Actors Studio was awesome. He was really cool. And funny. However, I have a strange urge to kick James Lipton in the face. I'm not really sure why...I don't even really dislike him...I mean, I'm sure he's a really nice guy in person, but every time I see him I really just want to kick him in the face. Let's just hope I never become famous and they never ask me to be on that show. Although he might be dead by then, so maybe it'll be okay.
I am now cutting myself off from spending any more money until I have my Hedwig CD. Well, after I buy my Warped Tour tickets, anyway. So then once I get like 20 bucks, I'm just gonna drive over to Indy CD and Vinyl and buy it. And maybe visit Casey, if she's working at Starbucks then. And she better be. Comment! (0) | Recommend! There she was, like disco lemonade... Wednesday. 7.14.04 9:54 pm Big Brother says I'm: crazy
listening to:"Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow", Fleetwood Mac
So an old friend of mine IMed me and told me to go to this website: http://www.getannoyed.com/elevator.htm, and we started talking about how we used to ride around in elevators and annoy people. Those were good times. You see, what you have to do is press ALL the elevator buttons, then sit down facing the back wall and sit there motionless (which is hard to do when accompanied by many giggling friends) as people stare at you on every floor of the building. No one can get mad, because you're not really doing anything wrong, but people sure as hell get confused. Also, one time in 7th grade, between school plays, we sat down and rode the elevators between the two floors several times (riding the elevators was strictly forbidden in our school) for no reason. Except that we could, and we weren't allowed to. I personally think that doing things is more fun if they're prohibited. Like, not to the point where you're going to get in a LOT of trouble, like breaking the law, but just things like riding forbidden elevators. And skipping class. And trying to investigate the secret nun passageway underneath your school (until they cover it up with a fucking soda machine...how're we supposed to move a SODA machine?). But anyway, I'm currently taking a joyous trip down memory lane.
Gym was midly less sucky today. Evan and I snuck outside during a break to watch Revenge of the Mooninites again. It's slightly less funny the fourth time...but only slightly.
I'm definately gonna try to get my parents to let me skip summer school on the 22nd so I can go to Warped Tour. I ran the idea by my dad this morning and I think I had him partly convinced. But my mom's gonna be the tough one. I'll get to that fucking concert if I have to die trying. And it'd be nice if Jesse would develop some concrete plans so I know when he'll be there. Or if he'd call/email me about them. Like I told him to.
Double dose of Johnny Depp tonight: VH1 thingy at 10, and then his Inside The Actors Studio on Bravo at 1 am. Yes, I'm staying up to watch it, and yes I know that that means this'll be another "five-hours-of-sleep" night. But we're swimming in gym tomorrow, so I won't need TOO much energy. And it's Johnny Depp. Come on. I think I can sacrifice a few hours of sleep for that man.
Comment! (0) | Recommend! I'll do what I want, but I can't hide... Tuesday. 7.13.04 9:40 pm Big Brother says I'm: distressed
the media feeds us: "Here With Me", Dido
I have no idea what's wrong with me today. One minute I'm totally happy, and the next minute I wanna slit my wrists. And for no reason at all. Nothing's even HAPPENED. I know it's not PMS, cuz I'm not due for that for at least another week or two. Aaaargh!
The music helps, though.
Comment! (1) | Recommend! Tuesday. 7.13.04 8:19 pm Big Brother says I'm:  amused
the media feeds us: "Anthem Of Our Dying Day", Story of the Year
rot your brain with: Edward Scissorhands
So I thought today was gonna be a good day because we were going bowling in gym...yeah, I was wrong. Bowling kinda sucked. It might've been better if I'd had more than 5 hours of sleep and if I'd gotten to bowl with my friends instead of getting put in alphabetical groups. How stupid is that? Plus I suck at it, so that makes it considerably less fun. Although considering my lack of sleep and the splitting headache I had all day I'm surprised I managed to stay standing, much less lift a bowling ball.
I've discovered that I'm terrible with money. Seriously. When I'm living on my own I think I may end up starving. No matter how much I get, I never seem to have enough even for the little things I need. At least I'm babysitting tomorrow, so I might have enough to last the rest of the week. And my mom gave me a 20 to fill up my gas tank, so I won't be needing gas for awhile. That's what's really eating away at my pocket, paying for gas. My car should be getting way better mileage than it does, and I'm not sure why. Probably because I drive like a maniac. I know it's not the oil, I just checked it a couple weeks ago. Maybe I should just follow Bush's plan and go over to Iraq so I can steal THEIR oil. No, that won't work, I don't know how to make oil into gas. And that's probably really expensive to do anyway. Not to mention airfare to the Middle East...*sigh*. I can always prositute myself, I guess.
I hate money.   
Okay, these smilies fucking rock. There's even a drummer one, check it out: 
Tell me that isn't the coolest thing ever. Come on, I dare you.
...I'm really really happy now.  Psychadelic-ly happy... Comment! (0) | Recommend! Tuesday. 7.13.04 12:39 am Big brother says I'm: tired
The media feeds us: "Broken English", Rise Against
it's late, I'm bored, and I have summer school tomorrow. so I decided I'd make what is now my 4th blog. What can I say, I'm a blog whore. I think I'm gonna delete the blogger one, though. and maybe my Xanga. but livejournal stays. no arguments.
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