"Pirate's Life", The Vandals

Seven hits of L
and nobody could tell
So I spent every dime
just to get to Anaheim


I was in the Magic Kingdom
Now I'm in the Carribean
You get something really wicked
when you spend an E-ticket


High adventure on the sea,
but it's not the life for me
Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25


Where can I hide?
I don't want to buy a bride
I'm alone as I float
Hey, there were others in my boat


Up ahead, one of the men
he said he would be my friend
He'd guide me to the hole
If I deeded him my soul


To the hole I didn't make it
That doesn't mean he didn't take it
He laughed at my plight
He said you'll be one of us tonight


High adventure on the sea,
but it's not the life for me
Now those harry tatooed pirates are all chasing after me
I was threatened with a knife by a pirate playing fife
Now I'm sailing for my life thanks to LSD 25

He was right, I'm still here
as I have been, for over a year
With my last bit of hope,
a tin can and rope
I just want to break free


But I can't get away
No I can't get away
cause that damn dog's got the key
No one listens as I tell
of my ordeal in this cell


They stand right by
but they don't tell
Is this for real?
Is this for real!

The man I'm going to marry:

Food: cheetos
Movie: Dogma
Book: Brothers Karamazov
Band: Rise Against
Person: Tim from Rise Against (see picture)

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